Dear Cunt-Stain-Who-Stole-My-Shit,
FUCK YOU!
I am more pissed off about the shit I have to deal with now than I am about the shit you took. You’re fucking glad I didn’t catch you, cuz you would’ve fucking earned those items, count on that. I hope you enjoy the chemicals that I bought for you to huff you degenerate piece of shit. Good luck getting back into the garage asshole, you shoulda grabbed what you could when you had the chance. I bet you stare at junk when you’re using a public bathroom too.
PS. I want my shit back, or repaid in a matter of my choosing.
Signed,
The pissed off motherfucker that you ripped off.
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What all did they get? Is it worth collecting insurance for?
Sorry to hear of your troubles. There’s really not too many people lower than a thief.
I would suggest also, that if you ever catch up with these ass-hats, that you wear rubber gloves and goggles. Losing a stereo is not near as bad as receiving HIV or something.
Well they stole damn near $1400 worth of stuff. So yeah, it’s at least worth while to make an insurance claim. But there are few feelings worse than being violated. And somebody penetrating my truck and taking my stuff is certainly a violation. The stuff is just stuff, it can be replaced. But now I have the renewed feeling of rage and paranoia.
Next time we chat, I’ll tell you what was taken. At least I still have your movies. That would have made me mad. And at least my bike was intacked. That would’ve made me come fucking unglued.